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A Fairy Tale In Reading
By sachbi
September 21 2008
A long time ago in a kingdom far, far away a bunch of idiots got together to ruin the good game of rugby and thus the Experimental Law Variations (or ELVs) were born. As far as I am concerned the only good to come out of this is the 5m rule at the scrum.
Everything else has only served to turn what was a spectacle of gladiatorial wonder into a game of aerial ping pong and total confusion as even the referees do not seem to interpret the new rucking laws in the same way.

Now I have got that off my chest, on to the game.

The East Stand were graced with the presence of guest drummers Richard Skuse, Clarke Dermody and Dan Murphy. The bemused face of poor Clarke will be with me for some time as he sat there banging the drum! Credit to them all, they entered into the spirit and deserve medals for sitting through the experience with their jackets on in that heat.

Clarke Dan And Richard

My notes are riddled with “aerial ping pong” and “penalty at the ruck” and in the end I got fed up, gave up the ghost and only made note of the scores.

I did however note that Bath’s Butch James had that same kicking boots on as he had last week and mercifully for him was withdrawn from kicking duties after missing a couple of very easy kicks. He did however notch up the first score for Bath with a nice run, which broke through the LI defence on our line. LI 0 Bath 5 (unsurprisingly, he missed the conversion).

18th minute – Penalty Bath in front of posts. LI 0 Bath 8

23rd minute- Penalty Bath 30m out, hugging the touchline – LI 0 Bath 11

26th minute- penalty Bath – he misses

28th minute – penalty Bath – LI 0 Bath 14

30th minute – Bath number 13 is sent for 10 minutes rest for being a naughty boy.

This pretty much describes most of the match. We gave away loads of penalties at the ruck for going off our feet. However Bath were doing the same but did not seem to be penalised in the same way and I have to admit to being a tad confused.

At this point the fourth official Ashley Rowden came on to have a brief chat with Mr Pearson but at this point it was not clear why.

37th minute – Try London Irish in the far north west corner by Alex Corbisiero. Eoghan Hickey misses the conversion – LI 5 Bath 14.

The Ref chat now becomes clear as Ashley takes over from Mr Pearson. One wag suggested that Mr Pearson had dislocated his shoulder from overuse of his arm giving penalties!

Last hurrah of the half is a penalty to Bath for yet another offence in the ruck – Half time score LI 5 Bath 17.

During the half time interval Andrew Coppel and Bob Casey presented our former Director of Rugby, Brian Smith, with a framed shirt and we all had the opportunity to say goodbye properly. London Irish have an insider in the England coaching set up now and let us hope that this leads to more recognition for our players who have been overlooked up to now just because they play for an unfashionable club.

The second half was more or less the same as the first, lots of penalties and a seemingly never ending game of ping pong.

4th minute – penalty LI – LI8 Bath 17

24th minute – penalty LI Eoghan gets it, LI 11 Bath 17

The retirement of Alex Corbisiero (he hobbled off) in the 29th minute meant that it was uncontested scrums as he was replaced by John Fisher (not a front rower!) 37th minute – Elvis announces his arrival by scoring his first try for London Irish. Apparently the conversion is missed although certain members of the crowd (most notably those behind the posts) think it went over. LI 16 Bath 17. Is it possible that we are to see a remarkable come back and secure a sneaky win?

Alas it was not to be – fairy tales do not always have a happy ending and sadly we gave away yet another penalty in front of our posts and the final score was LI 16 Bath 20.

We lost this game in the first twenty minutes of the first half and whilst we should applaud the players for a spirited come back I can’t help but feel a little frustrated as we could and should have won this one.

I also feel a little cheated in that I, together with all the people in that stadium, paid good money to see a game of rugby. Now before you all jump down my throat at that statement, it was not meant in any way as a critisism of the players on the park or the coaches sitting in the stand/dug out etc. It is quite firmly pointed at said idiots in far, far away land who have fiddled and messed with a perfectly good game and turned it in to something that just is not Rugby Union.

Oh and by the way Seilala Mapusua was given man of the match and I cannot disagree with that – he was everywhere and made some brilliant breaking runs. A mention too for Steffon Armitage who was like a little cannon ball rolling through the Bath players in his own inimitable way.

substitutions – all second half

4th minute Peter Hewat off (hurt ankle) and Elvis enters the building!

19th minute David Paice off and Danni Coetzee on, Peter Richards off and Paul Hodgson on

21st minute Faan Rautenbach off and Tonga Lea’aetoa on

29th minute Alex Corbisiero hobbles off to be replace by Jon Fisher

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A Fairy Tale In Reading
Posted by: The Craic www.londonirish.org (IP Logged)
Date: 21/09/2008 10:28

A Fairy Tale In Reading

Re: A Fairy Tale In Reading
Posted by: nurselinda (IP Logged)
Date: 21/09/2008 12:37

At this point the fourth official Ashley Rowden came on to have a brief chat with Mr Pearson but at this point it was not clear why.

From the west stand (it has it's advantages!) we could see that Mr Pearson had forgotten his cards and AR supplied a replacement set. Mr Pearson was then able to show the bad boy his yellow card.

Re: A Fairy Tale In Reading
Posted by: Earley Boy (IP Logged)
Date: 21/09/2008 12:58

Were the guest drummers fit? nearly fit? totally broken?, or wouldn't/couldn't say?

With Alex appearing injured and Faan not able to come back on it looks like we could do with them coming back.

Re: A Fairy Tale In Reading
Posted by: Griff (IP Logged)
Date: 21/09/2008 13:33

None of them were long-term sick, I'd say. I think Dan has tweaked his ankle. Richard's back and Clarke's bicep sounded more worrying but none of them looked too concerned.

They were good fun. though. Thanks guys.

Re: A Fairy Tale In Reading
Posted by: John H (IP Logged)
Date: 21/09/2008 14:00

I thought the attendance (8221)was very disappointing inv iew of our good start, although I guess it could have been affected by the game at Twickwenham.

Re: A Fairy Tale In Reading
Posted by: sachbi (IP Logged)
Date: 21/09/2008 15:28

Earley Boy, the guest drummers looked pretty "fit" to me, but then i am female!!

Re: A Fairy Tale In Reading
Posted by: bigted (IP Logged)
Date: 21/09/2008 16:27

Couldn't agree more about the "aerial pingpong". The ELV's have ruined the flow of the game - at least whilst players and referee's adapt. It has turned into a game of territory and since the rucks have become so much more a lottery that means teams will achieve that through kicking rather than playing out of their own half. Even with ELV's i just don't get why even when we're in our own 22 and can legally kick the ball out and gain ground we still always seem to kick the ball and keep it in play - there IS a time to just kick it into row Z and regroup.

My second observation is how much we need Bob back in the boiler room. Lots of effort but lacking a streetwise head. Kennedy in the lineout aside, the set piece is poor. Gary Johnson, after a solid game at Twickers, had a shocker as I saw it - missed his kick off receives, got pillaged in the lineout and gave away several naive pens including one when we had Bath on their line and on the ropes and from which Butch James kicked them to within 10m of our line...try.

I've seen all 3 games so far and neither us, nor Bath, Leicester or Wasps are able to impose any structure or phases on the game due to the ELV's...if it stays the same then PLEASE...bring back the maul and bring back a couple other rules which means teams have ways of keeping possession for more than long enough to punt the ball 60metres. I haven't enjoyed 3 consecutive games LESS than I have these, despite us being very competitive.

Off my soap box and gonna stay positive and hope for the best.

Re: A Fairy Tale In Reading
Posted by: lawnmower (IP Logged)
Date: 21/09/2008 16:43

I'm in total agreement about the over-use of "aerial ping-pong", but on the other hand, even with the introduction of ELV's, nobody is forcing the teams to kick, they do it by their own choice. The two Bath supporters sitting next to me (amongst the drummers!) commented that we looked far more dangerous when we were attacking ball in hand, so why did we kick so often? We have a cracking back division now, plenty of pace but also the strength to break through, so we should use those strengths to our advantage instead of needlessly kicking.

Colin
("Me? I'm just a lawnmower, you can tell me by the way I walk!")

Re: A Fairy Tale In Reading
Posted by: EXNOMAD77 (IP Logged)
Date: 21/09/2008 20:11

Why as lawnmower says so well not play to our known strengths and play a bit tighter, the Bath boys and girls around us all were counting there luck. Bob would have made a difference on second viewing.

Re: A Fairy Tale In Reading
Posted by: Kuwait Exile (IP Logged)
Date: 22/09/2008 11:00

I hope all concerned learnt something about the balance between kicking and running on Saturday.

Once we gave up on the aimless kicking and started to run the ball back the balance of the game changed completely and we should have won (if Eoghan could kick and the TJs could see properly). With the power and talent of our backs we will scare the life out of any team with strong counter attacking.

It is true that the ludicrous refereeing of the ruck results in 50% of attacking ball being lost to a penalty, but here's the thing: the other team get the ball 100% of the time when it's kicked aimlessly. If we can retain the ball from the ruck lottery half the time, while running the opposition ragged at every opportunity we will score more than enough tries to compensate for all the bizarre penalties (however frustrating they are).

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