Quotes from the Chat Room
By Bigpip
May 12 2002
Sunday 9th June 2002
Canadian Grand Prix
These quotes do not reflect the views of the management. Please do not read if you are easily offended (or Greig!)
> wahey more points
From the Mighty Fisi !
> well they would hardly be Taku's!
Unusual phenomenom this race, 2 McLarens finished!!! :)))))
> he can't even finish lunch on time!
DC's about 2 beat both t Williams drivers :)
> that is a wierd one.
There could have been a 18 car pile up and he may have won
Yeah phil wot happened with the interview
Huw was all grouchy when I mentioned it
> he was having his lunhc
> lunch.
Yeah - what about my great questions
> who knew that sushi takes so long to prepare!?
all the bones
Nah raw fish aint nice, I had it in Sweden
> I'm gonna get the list we had from Huw and will probly e-mail them to Helen
Temple
put the list on the site and I will answer them or best answers
win
> yeah. at least that way, we may get a reply
if I am not having my lunch
> we had a great photo and was going to get taku to sign it, then I'd have given
it away as a prize.
we could send him the answers as well and he could pick the one's
nearest to his
> send him multiple choice ones
Well take it with you next time and stand by the side of the track. You
neva know Taku may sign the next time he
breaks down
should you A) crash B) Not crash
Dont forget to include spin crash break down or go out in a ball of
flame
> A) grass B) Tarmac
> ah well, another scummy win.
Why did he slow at the end ?
I wonder if he was going to let RB past ?
> cos he had s@@@w you DC written on the back of his rear wing?
lol
> Taku finished!
Fisi was hoping for a podium - but that was just wishful thinking
Taku seemed ok - not much coverage on itv
> well he had two mclarens in front of him. stranger things have happened!
> no very little Jordan coverage at all.
did you watch it on SKY ?
> didn't watch on Sky today.
mind reader
> missed practice on friday. out for qualifying yesterday and thought not paying
£12.00 just for the race
Did Jordan finish then??
> twice
Why was ITV qualifying on at midnight ?
Cost ITV are alwasy cr@p when it comes to Canada
> cos ITV still don't belive F1 is more important than Football
Blind date's more important apparently
> hate cilla Black
I had to sleep in yil 10 to recover
til
Why, Did she turn you down??
> plus there's no ITV Digital service anymore
> twice
Did u have ITV digtal?
> they didn't even show it live on ITV2
> it's on sky
BP - how's the site traffic going ?
> not at all. 160 per day. Just no interest in Jordan at all.
How does that compare with Huw?
> huw is doing 4-500 perday
Just wait for a better car and then maybe a few more visitors
Is the new Honda engine going to help ?
> 192 for jordan yesterday, 549 for arrows
> Dunno. it went to BAR as well. JV wasn't impressed
> probly why it wasn't brought to canada
But Jordan I think have the upper hand at the mo
But will they have Honda next year?
Mugen Honda sounds like a better bet
> Jordan have the reliability there and BAR haven't. BAR are in the shit though
> ooh. I told someone off for swearing on my messageboard yesterday!
Jordan must be better than BAR - with JV slagging off Honda
> lets hope that Honda realise that Jordan are the best option for next year
what did the say
BAR are better than Jordan?
> they called Irvine a sh!thead
Does that count as swearing on the Jordan board? :)
Oh no!! String them up!!!
www.google.co.uk - search for 'f1 jordan fans' and your site top
!
> no col but I'll ban you anyway!
Ban me?? And halve your hits???
Yeah --------bottom
I get you 50,000 hits tomorrow if you like
> yeah!#
ok
> that'll reall miff greig off!
I'll do it then
Oh well I'm always up for miffing Greig off
> keep it realistic. 13,234 hits please
what time woudl you like them
> 3am
Oh go on be adventurous, make it 13,235
and on what part of the site
> forum hits
ok
> lol!
It better not brake !
> it'll keep me at the top of the chart for months!
break
what chart is that
The Phil Giles hit parade
> the network hits chart on SN
I don't want SportNetwork complaining about their bandwidth
!!!!!!
I'll stop before the 1,000,000
> true. that's why we should keep it realistik. 600 hits would do me nicely!
lol
600 that not enough
Is that per month?
per second
> Greig was tgop yeaterday with 4001 so 5000 would be cool!
I'll put on 100 user for an hour and see how you go
> class
3pm
> yeah!
Will Sato make it to the end of the season
Personally I think he is getting a bit of a raw deal
> good night last night, Hospitality Box at the Millenium Stadium to watch the
Speedway Grand Prix. Well cool
If jordan had 2 good drivers
Millenium stadium is great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sato is good but he is trying too hard at the mo
> Yes. Sato will and according to jordan will do the next 4 seasons. they have
to work hard to keep Fisi though
> best staduim in europe
> stadium
I was in the seats up high and felt a bit sick.......
Is that the one with the roof??
> yup. the boxes are about half way up. but superb view
very steep
Hang on, speedway GP?? Didnt that linda muck up teh rugby pitch?
> col, they can take the pitch up, pallett by pallett
scrambled egg?
Oh well I thought grass was stuck to the ground, silly me!
> Egg sponsored!
England are doing well
> no they're not. if the argies hadn't given the penalty away, they would have
lost 1-0 or drawn 0-0
Don't worry, they'll be out soon ;)
> come on Nigeria
sour grapes
> no. Beckham in officially a twat!
Cheltenham are in England so they are bound to do well
> well, cheltenham are a different matter!
ok - I'll agree , England were a bit crap - but points are all
that matter - someone tell Sato
> oi Sato. Noooooo!
sorry 4 swearing - points and Sato in same sentence
> said the E word!
Eddie?
Not the W word !!!!!!!
Where are Huw and Evo ?
> that would have been confusing. if EI joined EJ! blimey!
> dunno
> Evo's been really quiet
> I thought she was in the big brother house
That is a strange pgm
i think Huw was upset - cause I was officially the FUNNIEST !
How do people get hooked on it
> the funniest person from Cheltenham?
> dunno col but I am.
you start off with no life and then watch people with less of a
life
U sad Welsh person :)
> um yes!
the funniest person born in 1969
Ahh admission at last. Well thats the first step to recovery
> wat after or before me?
and that's official......
69? Now thats old!!
sorry 89
> 1889
only old man BP is 69
colin - are you on the Community page
Me? No
BigPip can style your hair 4 u
What???!!! I seen the mess he makes of his!!
> can do. if we can see it, he always wears a cap
I'm not happy with the colour, but hay he's only learning (and
from wales!)
> I have ther power to change it.
colin wear's a cap - how old is that ?
> Hmmmmm do you want publishers rights to add stories?
Time England should blow those bridges and close the borders ;)
one man and his dog type cap ?
Yeah - would you trust me
> it's a stoopid Mclaren are great cap
> I can allways remove the rights!
I could do the coverage of me against mt 7 year old on my xbox f1
2002
> you could write a review for the site. that'd be a laff
ok
I beat him to a pulp - and he went off crying
Could be worse phil, could be a red cap!!
> I'll send you an e-mail to let you know what I need from you to set you up.
great !
> that's nasty.
I won't abuse it ....honest
Hmmmmmmmmm voted top site comedian - Huw goes off in a sulk
Well don't dis the hat!
It's a CAP not a hat
Huw sulking, no theres somehing new!!
> looks like I only need your phone number steve
now or in an email
> No points for arrows this weekend so we whoop their ass again!
:-)
Hat, cap, they both go on the head
> now
you better not put it on the quotes page
Oh dear twat head EB went out again!! :)))
> won't do mate
01242 - that's cheltenham DIV 2
> send it in a private chat
good idea
[Sun Jun 09 20:49:17 GMT+01:00 2002] irva: Montoya,Irvine,Fisichella and Senna
fan
spoil sports
hiya folks
And I was gonna post it as the new NTL help line!!
LOL
[Sun Jun 09 20:49:53 GMT+01:00 2002] Massa has no profile.
hello Massa
hello
how r ya?
> evening guys
Massa - who do you support ?
fine thanks :)
I support Sauber
Did they finish today?
> don't drive for them?
they did pretty cr@p :(
I though Massa was going to overtake loads at the start !
who are you guys fans of?
read my profile
FISI is god was my last post on the forum
Yeah wasnt he gonna go down the outside into turn 1?
lol
The only driver attempting that seemed to be Kimi
was a good race... although my team didn`t do well.
Canada's usualy good
Except for the result :(
result?
Thought JPM was gonna win that one
I was gutted when the engine went
He need's a reliable engine - Honda ?
never mind.. he might win the next.
I see BMW are as reliable as usual
i hope so
straight swop
Maybe he should try a Mercedes, they haven't gone back for 2 races now
:)
meant gone bang
hehe
lol
Things are just getting worse and worse for Jaguar
Now all we need is to make them go a bit faster!
Colin who do you follow
did Sato finish the race?
> colin used to publish the rivals mclaren site
yup - he beat montoya
> he's refusing to do one for us.
colin - why is that
> he can't be arsed!
mclaren a last years team anyway
OI Giles dont u dis me!!! ;)
> put your money where your mouth is then Mr C,
his cap will fall off
I'll think you'll find Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that McLaren is next years
team! :)
> lol
> Williams is next years team
> jordan the year after that
last years is the offical verdict
They supposed to be this year's
last years? '98's more like
Um who won in 99?
Sauber is gonna be good in a few years :)
who sang ' you're History'
> they were supposed to be good this year
How long have they been saying that. They were better last year
> shakespears sister
:(
what u mean who won in '99 i wasnt talking bout that
Phil's showing his age!
They were great Mclaren fans -
> hey great 80's music fan
Great, now I'm humming it, and I only know one line!!
didnt they sing Stay?
> badly when they did it live
You're history la la la la
lol - wouldnt know - bit before my time
Thats was we say to Sato each race!
> sorry irva and Massa. you were probly expecting F1 chat. Normal service will
resume shortly!
Usually arounf lap 5
Great race
> was a good race, despite having to listen to james allen for 70 laps
yeah and no fisi coverage
Whine whine whine, last year you moan about Murray
> I never moaned about murray. I miss him
The Canadians were too busy covering JV
> luck for us he only lasted 3 laps!
Though u said you didnt like Murray?
> Huw don't like muzza
Murray rulz
he's mint
> top chap is murray
Oooops, I knew it was some welsh person ;)
> boom boom btw
sorry sorry sorry sorry
When is his book out?
dunno
> dunno. bought the Sid Watkins tome the other day. to busy to read it
Right, Gents, Ladies I'm gonna have to dash
i was reading Nigel Mansell's autobiography for some reason
19th August
ok c ya
Speak to you next time
> cheers col. see ya
Cya
Hopefully after a McLaren 1 - 2 :)))))))))))))))))
in about 10 years then
I have 2 Sid Watkins books they are both VERY good. - the one where he
details the Senna crash is very moving.
i'll bet
> life at the limit. the one with Scummy taking out our damon in adelade
grrrrr - still not forgiven him for that
never will
> looks like a good read
"our damon".. lol - I'm british and imo hill is a hopeless whinger.. who
didn`t deserve a race..
> DC is a bigger whinger than Damon ever was.
deffo
Anyone got any F1 Games - I am waiting for GP4 (Button can moan)
Bigpip: I am not a MS fan.. but please.. call him by his proper name..
No swearing is allowed
> no. scummy he is and always will be.
True
the only racing game i have is F1 '98 on the Playstation
> ither that or CGB
isnt is Schumi?
CGB ?
isnt it even
> got a demo of F1 2002 on the PC. looks stunning
oh just got it - CGB
like it
there are 3 drivers I really cannot stand.. but I have the decency to
use their names.. - please don't descend to
childish name calling.
lol
> lol
who r ur 3 then?
bigpip: rascist too.. hmmm you're a nice guy to know...
What did is do ?
> welshman see. you're never perfect unless you're welsh
does it matter?
ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wales is great - really
He does cheat and is german - that is NOT Racist
he cheated today?.. how..
I did not say he Always cheats
> didn't say he cheated today. it's not like he stole the win
of crashed in to DH
> or JV
how do you feel about Senna?.. was he a cheating bastard... for ramming
drivers and running prost off the road?.. -
or is that diff because he didn`t go against a brit and he's not german :D
or Montoya
Senna was different though
> Senna was different.
ohhh.. so its fine for one driver to "cheat".. but not another.. LOL
Senna would have take then 10 points and not blamed the team
> senna was in an era when racing was racing and unlike today where the cars a
re much closer
no - it's hard to explain Senna though - know what i mean?
> Senna had a personality as well
so that made it okay?.. lol
Senna would not have taken next years car and left his team mate
with last years
Senna woudl not have taken his team mates car because it was
faster than his
> senna wouldn't have taken a car that did so well in qualifying and used it for
the race off his team mate
really???.. do you know really know about the prost-senna years??.. hmmm
nothing - but i am having fun
What do you know about cheltenham town 1992 season
I am the first one to say that in 1997 Michael was WELL wrong.. and he
got what he deserved... in 1994.. well.. imo
that was 50/50.. but maybe I'm biased..as I cannot stand hill.
> LOL!
whats that got to do with anything?
exactly
there's only been 2 drivers i cant stand - Mansell and Frentzen
> Mansell was boring as hell. HHF is doing a good job at Arrows at the mo
yeah dont hate him so much anymore
i mostly hated him when he got Damon's seat at Williams
Hill was great
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
fast and a true racer